Fallen Giraffe

“You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.”

Steve Martin

ALRIGHTY. Well the last few days have involved little sleep- weird weather- and some dumbass moments. I'm not feeling very inspiring so I will apologize already. I'm going to leave with you a few moments of vacation that have left me double-taking and asking "What the hell?"

Coffee shop:

me: "Do you usually like your scones warmed or not..."

Darla: "Oh you know... um.. room temperature is nice"

Walking in battery park (really fucking hot that day) I see a sculpture thing outside the Jewish Heritage Museum:

me: "oh look! A fallen giraffe!"

Darla: "ummm... no?"

Me: Yes its next to the snake....

Darla: "That's a horn... and a guitar"

Sometimes I am a dumbass. The weekend to come shall have some entertaining things, i promise.